The Business of Motherhood: Incorporate your Uterus!

The clever folks over at  Miss R•EVOLutionaries have come up with a brilliant plan – women should incorporate their uterus

“Ladies, we are calling on all of you to now INCORPORATE YOUR UTERUS! This is the answer to being recognized with the rights you deserve under the “Corporations of the United States.”

Certificate text:

I _______________ hereby incorporate my uterus and vagina with the full expectation that I will now be given the rights and protections equal to corporations by the U.S. Supreme Court.

Print this out and add your name, then send it to your state and federal officials, including the men on the Supreme Court. #incorporateduterus ClickHERE to print. Imagine the possibilities.

First of all? I think the above is BRILLIANT! And this is exactly what i have been encouraging women to do! We need to view our birthing and rearing children as a business. No business owner enables their employee to reap the benefits of employment, without work. These males?

They are your employee, your Uterus is The Corporation. To be a Successful Corporate Entity, do not enable "employees" to occupy space, time, resources; without contributing to the overall well being, improvement, and success of The Corporation. This type of living can and does help Wombn WIN! invest in the overall survival and thriving of The Corporation, by making sure that all employees are:

Qualified

Certified

Ready

Willing

Invested

Goals In Line with the Corporation

Team Player

As The Boss, you have to Manage your time and resources well. Human resources used to be our fathers and other men-folk. Today? You are the Prez, CEO, CFO, HR Director, and more. Wearing that many hats is exhausting, but it is also the Mark of God. Also?

God knows when to delegate to sr management. ;)